User:~Just Ride~/Funniest quotes

Hey everyone who may see this page!!! help me out. I am making a Odyssey's Funniest Quotes page! give who said the quote and what episode it's in, if you know!

Quotes

"He's now begun working on people mazes, with pizza at the end!" -Mr. Whittaker, Hear Me, Hear Me

"Cal, is that a zucchini sticking out of his face?" -Alex Jefferson, Snow Day

"Who wants pork rinds?" -Doris Rathbone, Aloha,Oy! Pt. 2

"Everyone on my email list just got a wedding invitation with a picture of Wooton and me staring deeply into each others eyes... In wedding clothes???!!!" -Connie Kendal, Something Old, Something New, Part 1

"OK Yes Dear" Wooton Basset Something Old, Something new Part 1

"Gimme back those cards! Next up, Mark Morgan's message to all math maniacs in the middle school is meaningful if you mingle by the mezzanine for a momentous mix of methodological mayhem and a menagerie of multiplicative inversions. Ha ha! I bet I could say this backwards. Inversions multiplicative of menagerie a and mayhem methodological..." Jay Smouse To Mend Or Repair

"Miss Kendall, as I've so often observed in the past and your own experiences confirm it. Curiosity 

in your hands is like a dangerous weapon in the hands of a maniac. Out of control and likely to harm." Eugene Meltsner A Book by Its Cover

Dale Jacobs Take the pill, Robyn. And keep your fingers crossed.

Robyn Jacobs DAD! Why are you saying that?

Dale Jacobs Saying what? I just don't want anything else to happen to you. You escaped the bike crash - knock on wood - and now we're going to get you all better. Cross my heart.

Robyn Jacobs DAD!!!

Dale Jacobs We even hung a horseshoe over your door.

Robyn Jacobs A horseshoe?!

Dale Jacobs We probably should have taken it off the horse first. -Bad Luck