Myron Horowitz
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Myron Horowitz
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Episode appearances
Nickname
Jellyfish
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First episode
#326: “Gathering Thunder” (1995)
Last episode
#334: “The Final Conflict” (1995)
Myron Horowitz (more commonly known as Jellyfish) is a thug that Blackgaard hired during the Blackgaard saga to head the Bones of Rath and commit acts of vandalism around the city. He served time at the Campbell County Detention Center, where he came in contact with Richard Maxwell. It was alluded to that he set Richard up several times so that Richard would get the rap for what Jellyfish did. He vandalized the Electric Palace and had a laptop that kept records about the Edgebiter scandal, Tom Riley's recall for mayor, and vandalism led by the Bones of Rath.
Quotes
“ | Jellyfish: There are two things ya better learn about me, and fast. One: I don't like bein' questioned. And two: Nobody questions me, ya got it?! |
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“ | Jellyfish: <with an accent> Room service, Mr. Glossman! Philip Glossman: Room service? I didn’t order any room serv— Jellyfish: <laughing> I can’t believe you fell for that. It’s the oldest trick in the book. Philip Glossman: What are you doing? We can’t be seen together. Do you know how dangerous this is? Jellyfish: Cool your jets. No one saw me. Philip Glossman: How can you be sure? You may have been followed. Jellyfish: In this town? They roll up the sidewalks at dinnertime. |
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“ | Jellyfish: What’s going on? What’s happenin'? Richard Maxwell: Don’t you know? It’s a rescue. Jellyfish: Who is that? Who are you? Richard Maxwell: Don’t get all bent out of shape. It's just... me. Lucy Cunningham-Schultz: Richard? Jellyfish: Maxwell! |
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“ | Jellyfish: Well, well, well, Sleeping Beauty is waking up. How did you like your little shock, huh? Richard Maxwell: It wasn’t half as bad as waking up and seeing you. Having a good time, Myron? Jellyfish: Not as good a time as I’m gonna have! Richard Maxwell: Mind if I give you a piece of advice? Jellyfish: Why not? Richard Maxwell: When you're doing something like this... Jellyfish: Yeah? Richard Maxwell: Make sure you lock the door! (jumps out) See ya! |
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“ | Jellyfish: Rodney and me were just taking a stroll through the woods. What were you doin'? Brian Evans: You know, strollin'. Just like you! Jellyfish: Just like me, eh, Butchy? I think you have some explaining to do. And if I were you, I'd tell us everything. |
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“ | Jellyfish: Ya see, Rusty, when you've been around for as long as I have, you learn to do a little thing called CYB. Rusty Gordon: CYB? Jellyfish: Yeah. Cover your bases. That's what this computer's all about. A little insurance policy. |
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“ | Jellyfish: Hehe. This town is as good as ours! Philip Glossman: Well, don't get greedy. Remember who we're working for. |
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“ | Jellyfish: And now a message for the Israelites and all their friends at Whit's End! Connie Kendall: What? Jason Whittaker: Connie, get down! Now! |
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“ | Jason Whittaker: Who are you? Jellyfish: Well, my friends all call me Jellyfish. But, eh, you can call me... Jellyfish. |
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“ | Jellyfish: Do somethin' about your hair, huh? Bart Rathbone: Yeah? Like what? Jellyfish: Check the attic: maybe you can find a comb! |
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“ | Richard Maxwell: I always got blamed for everything bad that happened at Campbell County Detention Center, but the funny thing is, when you left, the bad things stopped. Jellyfish: Well, uh, it's nice to know you cleaned up your act. |
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Episodes
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