User:Scientific Guy/Quotes

“	Never wrestle with a pig. You both just get dirty, and the pig likes it.	”
— Homer Fremont, #30: “Honor Thy Parents”

“	The purpose of any wiki is to be a compilation of information. [A] page [that] doesn't contribute anything to the wiki... therefore doesn't really belong here.	”
— Reddo, November 6th, 2014

“	Love is something we do, Matthew, whether the feelings are there or not; though, the feelings are nice too.	”
— David Parker, #762: “The Ties That Bind, Part 12”

“	Mom, the legacy you and Dad have made is more than just candles and dresses. It’s the way you two love each other. I’ve seen you argue, and forgive, and make up, and take care of each other for years. Your example is what made me want to get married. To love Wooton the way you love each other—that’s the most important tradition of all.	”
— Penny Bassett, #806: “A Very Bassett Wedding, Part 2”

“	Mr. Burglemeister: Your records show you’re a near genius [with] computers. Eugene Meltsner: “Near”?	”
— Pawn's Play