User:Iloveeugene/Funniest quotes

“ Hi kids! I'm John Avery Whittaker and you're holding Whit's boredom buster. You've probably spent a fair amount of time trying to figure out this little contraption huh? Well the time you spent playing with it was time you weren't bored. Neat huh? And it just goes to show you that something as silly as this can be fun if you set your mind to it. Now the boredom buster is going to turn off and you should find something even more fun to do. Bye! ” — Whit's Boredom Buster, Family Vacation, Part 2

“ Great Monroe doctrine of 1823! So that's what killed the dinosaurs! ” — Harlow Doyle

“ Bernard Walton:Oh, I see what he's doing. Connie Kendall: What? Bernard Walton: He's trying to get me to move my horse - Eugene Meltsner: Knight Bernard Walton: Away from his tower - Eugene Meltsner: Rook! Bernard Walton: So that he can get my guy with a pointy head! Eugene Meltsner: Bishop! ” — Poor Loser