The Barnacle

The Barnacle is the Bettertown newspaper and is written by . Its main goal is to mock Kidsboro's newspaper, the Chronicle, disrupt, scandalize and accuse everything about Kidsboro. The authors of the paper are kept secret but it is known that Leo is the editor. Example headlines are:

• Judge Amy: Paid off?
• Kidsboro Police Corruption
• Mayor of Kidsboro has Secret past
• Kidsboro Lawyers Corrupt