If I Only Had Some Smarts

If I Only Had Some Smarts

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If I Only Had Some Smarts

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Manny Kin: If only it were that easy to get a brain.

Dotty: What?

Manny Kin: I don't have a brain in my head. See?

Dotty: Oh my, you don't?

Manny Kin: Nope. Some folks are out of their mind, but my mind is out of me.

Life could be much nicer

If I could be much wiser

Just think of all the things that I could do with my head.

Like thinking just for starts,

If I only had some smarts.

I'd sit and think for hours,

with all my mental powers.

Just think of all the problems I could solve with my brain.

Like matching jig-saw puzzle parts.

If I only had some smarts.