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Eugene and Katrina's Relationship Arc
This is a list of episodes involving the relationship between Eugene and Katrina.
Episodes
Quotes
| “ | Connie Kendall: Look, you're a boy, which naturally means you don't know the first thing about girls. I'm a girl, which...
Eugene Meltsner: Which naturally means you know everything there is to know about boys and girls. Connie Kendall: Right! Eugene Meltsner: What?! |
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— #260: “Naturally, I Assumed...”
| “ | Eugene Meltsner: I believe that...I'm in love with Katrina. | ” |
— #266: “It Began with a Rabbit's Foot”
| “ | Eugene: I would humbly suggest to be careful not to jump to any conclusions.
Katrina: Oh, I’d never count my chickens before they hatched. Eugene: But you might kill two birds with one stone. Katrina: Not when a bird in hand is worth two in a bush. Eugene: Unless bird of a feather flock together. Katrina: Well, then, I’d be forced to fly the coop. Eugene: There was poultry humor in that remark. Katrina: Oh, Eugene, that’s a fowl thing to say! Eugene: Well, I was just winging it. |
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| “ | Jason Whittaker: Do you love him?
Katrina Shanks: Do I love him? Jason Whittaker: I asked you first! |
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— #335: “Love is in the Air, Part 1”
| “ | Eugene Meltsner: What am I gonna do?! She's not only engaged, she's getting married! Oh, why did I ever go to Israel? What am I gonna do?!
Jason Whittaker: What do you mean what are you gonna do? Eugene Meltsner: I believe my question was precise as it could be under the circumstances. Jason Whittaker: Look, she's not married yet, is she? Eugene Meltsner: No. Jason Whittaker: Then it's not too late for you to rent a car, drive up to Lake Shore Lodge, and bring her back to her senses! <beat> Provided you love her enough to do it. Eugene Meltsner: Of course I love her! Jason Whittaker: Then fight for her! |
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— #362: “The Right Choice, Part 1”
| “ | Eugene Meltsner: Yes! I must fight for her! Gentlemen, if you'll forgive me, I must make a hasty departure to the rental desks. Farewell!
Jason Whittaker: Knock 'em dead Eugene! John Whittaker: Do you think that was wise, Jason? Basically, you just sent Eugene on a mission to storm someone else's wedding. Sounds like a recipe for disaster to me. |
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— #362: “The Right Choice, Part 1”
| “ | Eugene Meltsner: <on phone> No, Mr. Whittaker, I jest not. I rushed in and shouted that it would be a big mistake for Mrs. Shanks to marry Mr. Shanks! <beat> Who's that laughing in the background? Well, tell Jason I don't share his sense of humor! Big help he turned out to be! | ” |
— #362: “The Right Choice, Part 1”
| “ | Eugene Meltsner: You're making a terrible mistake, Mr. Shanks! You can't let this marriage happen!
Armitage Shanks: I can't? You disapprove of me marrying my wife? |
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— #362: “The Right Choice, Part 1”
| “ | Katrina Shanks: <to Eugene> You're being so childish! <to Brandon> He started it! | ” |
— #363: “The Right Choice, Part 2”
| “ | Katrina Shanks: Even though you're obviously jealous...
Eugene Meltsner: I am not jealous! Katrina Shanks: And in denial... Eugene Meltsner: I am not in denial! |
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— #363: “The Right Choice, Part 2”
| “ | Eugene Meltsner: I don't have any other friends! I mean, not like her. I mean, I have you [Whit] and Connie. But I admire you, and all I ever do is argue with Connie.
Connie Kendall: That's not true! Eugene Meltsner: See? |
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— #373: “For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll, Part 2”
| “ | Bernard Walton: Eugene, you are unbelievable!
Eugene Meltsner: Ah, I believe I am entirely based within the realm of plausibility. Bernard Walton: But no one does a survey to decide who they're going to marry! |
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— #374: “For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll, Part 3”
| “ | Millie Shanks: It's a Shanks wedding. It never rains on a Shanks wedding!
Connie Kendall: Uh...no, it's a Meltsner wedding! And trust me, it would rain on a Meltsner wedding. |
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