I'll Never Sneeze Again

I'll Never Sneeze Again

Released

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Length

2:41

Artist

Will Ryan

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Album

Eugene Sings!

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Notes

The title of this song is almost certainly a reference to the Frank Sinatra song: "I'll Never Smile Again", which contains the line: "I'll never smile again/Until I smile at you."

Lyrics

Love makes us do crazy things

Authorities allege

And, as if to prove them right,

I've made this pledge: Oh,

I'll never sneeze again

It's what I'll never do

I'll never sneeze again

That is, until I sneeze

At you, at you, at you, oh

I'll never sneeze again

My sneezing days are through

I'll never sneeze again

That is, until I sneeze

At you, at you, at you

Should some foes

Go and blow a mess of pepper at my nose

I'd persevere

Then if they followed that with snuff

Though it might be mighty tough

Why, I'd reiterate until I made it clear that

I'll never sneeze again

It's crazy but it's true

That is, until I sneeze

At you, at you, at you, at you, at you!