The Bible Network

719: The Bible Network

Airdate

November 3, 2012

Last Aired

March 27, 2013
March 27, 2013 November 03, 2012

Date Recorded

January 17th, 2012

Recorded at

Salami Studio

Album

56: The Grand Design

Cassette No.

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Length

22:32

Theme

Bible reading

Genre

KYDS Radio

Scripture

2 Timothy 3:16

Written By

Marshal Younger

Directed By

Dave Arnold

Produced By

Bob Hoose

Executive Producer

Dave Arnold

Post-Production

Christopher Diehl

Engineer

Christopher Diehl

Music By

John Campbell

Songs By

Unknown

Inventions Used

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Summary

Kids' Radio plays out the value of reading Scripture in three acts - a game show called “Who's the Real Sheep,” a crime drama “BSI: Bible Study Investigation,” and an intensive training regime called “Bible Boot Camp.”

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Cast

Characters	Actors
Danny (b)	Will Ryan
Bostonian	Will Ryan
Ron	Will Ryan
Announcer (d)	Will Ryan
Lori Ellison	Katie Leigh
Connie Kendall	Katie Leigh
Maria (c)	Katie Leigh
Announcer (c)	Jess Harnell
Chompers	Jess Harnell
Rick	Jess Harnell
New Age Guru	Jess Harnell
Hippie	Whit Hertford
Andrew (b)	Whit Hertford
Arthur	Daniel Hagen
Drill Sergeant Combs	Daniel Hagen
Announcer (e)	Daniel Hagen
Stanley (c)	Jamie Alcroft
Joe (g)	Jamie Alcroft
Christian (b)	Jamie Alcroft
Announcer (b)	Chris Edgerly
Albert Ross	Chris Edgerly
Leo (b)	Chris Edgerly
Caller	Jonathan Haerr

Notes

Trivia

• The title of this episode is a reference to the movie "The Social Network".
• The sketch "BSI- Denny's apartment" is a reference to the game "CSI".

Quotes

Drill Sergeant Combs: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

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Stanley: We’ve been here three weeks and there’s only nine days until the end of the contest and we haven’t done anything except read our Bibles.
Drill Sergeant Combs: You know what, Stanley?
Stanley: What?
Drill Sergeant Combs: You’re right.
Stanley (c): Really?!
Drill Sergeant Combs: I forgot that you have a masters degree in counseling and went to seminary for four years and I completely blanked that you’ve been in the ministry for twenty-two years and have trained people in discipleship for the past six…
Stanley: You know, I didn’t do any of that.
Drill Sergeant Combs: You didn’t?
Stanley: Uh, no, that’s you.
Drill Sergeant Combs: THAT'S RIGHT, IT’S ME!!! NOW DO WHAT I SAY!!
Stanley: Uh, Yes, Sir.

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Drill Sergeant Combs: What’s your name?
Rick: Rick.
Drill Sergeant Combs: Rick; beautiful name.
Rick: Thanks.
Drill Sergeant Combs: And I have one too! You will address me as Sir! Or Mr. Combs! Or Sergeant Combs! Or Drill Sergeant Combs! Or Brother Combs! Or Brother Drill Sergeant Combs!
Rick: Oh, OK, sure thing, dude.
Drill Sergeant Combs: Was DUDE one of the things you could call me?
Rick: No...

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Drill Sergeant Combs: RICK!
Rick: Hi.
Drill Sergeant Combs: How much did you...hi WHAT?
Rick: Sir.
Drill Sergeant Combs: How much have you read??
Rick: Well, I have barely enough time to change my clothes...
Drill Sergeant Combs: Is the name of this camp change my clothes boot camp?
Rick: No.

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Drill Sergeant Combs: Thirty verses! Twenty for not reading and ten for not addressing me properly! I am your drill sergeant! You are here to read, lady! READ! Now get on it!

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Rick: It's ok... I got ya...
Drill Sergeant Combs: I GOT YA WHAT??
Rick: I got ya sir...

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Drill Sergeant Combs: Give me a hug!
Stanley (c): Really?!
Drill Sergeant Combs: Sure!
Ron: Hey, I didn't know you gave hugs! Can I have one??